HillBilly HorseShoes

HillBilly HorseShoe Cornhole Games

 

Hillbilly Horse Shoes cornhole game is the coolest new outdoor game on the market today! This exciting bean bag game can be enjoyed by young and old alike, folds up easily for travel or storage, and includes 8 bean bags that are hand sewn and weighed to 16 oz. ea. 6"x6" (2 sets of 4) and two boards. Boards are made of solid wood construction and measure 41 "L x 24"W x 4"D.

Base Corrnhole Game Model $99.99

Custom Models available, Please E-mail for a quote info@hillbillyhorseshoegames.com

 

 

A Hillbilly to Doc: I need to git some of them thar birth control pills fer my daughter.

Doc: Is she sexually active?

Hillbilly: Naw...she jes lays thar like like her maw!

Hillbilly Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a hillbilly wedding and a hillbilly funeral?
A: There's one less drunk at the funeral.

Q: How do you get a hillbilly out of a bathtub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Q: How do you tell the bride at a hillbilly wedding?
A: She's wearing the cleanest shirt.

Q: How do you circumcize a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the chin.

Q: What does a 13 year old girl from Tennesee say after sex?
A: " Git offa me, daddy, you're cruching my cigarettes!

 

• A hillbilly came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Al, somebody just stole your pickup truck." Al said, "Did you see who it was?" The hillbilly replied, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number!"

• The minimum drinking age down home has been raised to 32.
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
  

Professional Hillbilly Engineer Exam

We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people down home are. We challenge any so-called smart Know-It-All to take this exam administered by the "Southern States Professional HILLBILLY Engineer Licensing Department."

1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10-pound possum.

2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard?
a '65 Ford Fairlane, a '69 Chevrolet, a '67 Chevelle, or a '64 Pontiac GTO. Support your answer.

3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine produced per hour, how many car radiators are required to condense the product?

4. A woodcutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700 RPM. The density of the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweisers will be drunk before the trees are cut down?

5. If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great literary works in Braille.