A Hillbilly to Doc: I need to git some of them thar birth control pills fer my daughter.
Doc: Is she sexually active?
Hillbilly: Naw…she jes lays thar like like her maw!
Hillbilly Jokes
Q: What’s the difference between a hillbilly wedding and a hillbilly funeral?
A: There’s one less drunk at the funeral.
Q: How do you get a hillbilly out of a bathtub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Q: How do you tell the bride at a hillbilly wedding?
A: She’s wearing the cleanest shirt.
Q: How do you circumcize a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the chin.
Q: What does a 13 year old girl from Tennesee say after sex?
A: ” Git offa me, daddy, you’re cruching my cigarettes!
A hillbilly came running into the store and said to his buddy, “Al, somebody just stole your pickup truck.” Al said, “Did you see who it was?” The hillbilly replied, “I couldn’t tell, but I got the license number!”
The minimum drinking age down home has been raised to 32.
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.